A birthday of all time






THE MAN, THE MYTH
Skootish
After over 650 hours live, legendary misplays, and chat roasts, Skootish has survived another year. He is leveling up today, even if his reaction time is down 15%.
Stats (as of 8/2/26):
-452 unique games played on Stream
-Spent {Redacted} on Disney items and experiences
-At least one chair based cult started
-Fired at least twice
-Allegedly hosted 1 right wing podcast
-Graduated college?
-Multiple counts of Tax Evasion
-1 cool guy :)
-Active 2051 out of 3247 days on Twitch
-Over 9,900 hours live
-19k plus rabid fans on Twitch
-0 toasters purchased for the Mods
-23k plus Subs on YouTube
-859 Videos
-3.5 Million+ views on YouTube
-26 Breaking Video game news stories reported
-0 admissions of Gnome lineage
Official Stream Metrics
15%
Reaction Time Down
40%
General Confusion Up
999+
Skill Issue Count
Ancient
Gamer Status