A birthday of all time

THE MAN, THE MYTH

Skootish

After over 650 hours live, legendary misplays, and chat roasts, Skootish has survived another year. He is leveling up today, even if his reaction time is down 15%.

Stats (as of 8/2/26):

-452 unique games played on Stream

-Spent {Redacted} on Disney items and experiences

-At least one chair based cult started

-Fired at least twice

-Allegedly hosted 1 right wing podcast

-Graduated college?

-Multiple counts of Tax Evasion

-1 cool guy :)

-Active 2051 out of 3247 days on Twitch

-Over 9,900 hours live

-19k plus rabid fans on Twitch

-0 toasters purchased for the Mods

-23k plus Subs on YouTube

-859 Videos

-3.5 Million+ views on YouTube

-26 Breaking Video game news stories reported

-0 admissions of Gnome lineage

Official Stream Metrics

Birthday Debuff Report

15%

Reaction Time Down

40%

General Confusion Up

999+

Skill Issue Count

Ancient

Gamer Status